Listen, I got you covered. Whether you're a business owner in the middle of a launch tornado or a procrastinator with a capital P...
I'll get you out of that "uh oh, I'm behind" spiral faster than you can run from the Marketing Bro who keeps emailing you because he's trying to "circle back."
Need copy, like... yesterDay?
GRAB YOUR VIP DAY NOW
Get my undivided attention for a day or a whole week to craft the copy you need, STAT. No delays. No stress. No back-and-forth-back-and-forth. Just strategic, scroll-stopping, ready-to-go words delivered faster than you can say, "Why did I wait so long to hire a copywriter?"
copy done in a day
(or a whole week)
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We start with clarity: A 90-minute VIP call to understand your goals, audience, and voice. We'll map out what we're tackling so you know exactly what's coming your way.
I get to work: While you sip your coffee, tackle your to-do list, or binge the latest Love is Blind season (I won't judge), I'll be deep in creative mode, whipping up words that wow.
Boom, delivery day: The following day, you'll have polished, professional copy ready to plug into your project.
Here's how it works...
what's the deal with a vip day?
Still can't find time to write the copy for that landing page? Hand it over, I got you covered! I'll give you the copy laid out and designer-ready, too!
LANDING PAGE
Do you kinda hate sending people to your website because it's... eh? I can get your home page written and wireframed or write 2 pages of personality-packed copy sent to you in a Google doc... in one day!
Full payment is due before first call.
Investment: $1500 USD
1-2 WEB PAGES
A 4-6 email sequence that will strategically set up your current subscribers to be future buyers. You'll be excited to promote your email list and lead magnets... finally!
WELCOME SEQUENCE
what i can do for you in a day:
A sneak peek...
What I can do for you in a week:
A 5-page website with strategic copy, written to sound
like you and sell, baby, sell
A long-form sales page that takes your dream clients
through a journey that has them shouting yes louder than
Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally
A complex email sequence & messaging strategy
designed to warm up your subscribers so when you're
ready to sell, they are SO ready to buy
A brand voice guide to help your outsourced writers–and
anyone else who writes for you–to sound exactly like you
What I can do for you in a week:
A 5-page website with strategic copy, written to sound like you and sell, baby, sell
A long-form sales page that takes your dream clients through a journey that has them shouting yes louder than Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally
A complex email sequence & messaging strategy designed to warm up your subscribers so when you're ready to sell, they are SO ready to buy
A brand voice guide to help your outsourced writers–and anyone else who writes for you–to sound exactly like you
For those big-deal launches or extra-complex projects, we can team up for a VIP Week. It's like having your own personal copywriter on call... without the long-term commitment (or having to share snacks).
INTRODUCING...
VIP WEEKS!
"WHAT IF I NEED MORE THAN A DAY?"
Investment: $4997
Payment in full is required to officially book time in my calendar.
the longer you wait, the longer you're stuck in that never-ending sea of panic. let's bring the chaos to calm... right now.
Don't Wait... Because That's What Got You Here!
Business owners tired of staring at a blank Google doc
Creatives who'd rather design, coach, or strategize than stress over sentences
Coaches and course creators who need their sales page yesterday
CEOs who want high-converting copy but don't have time to DIY it
Visionaries with big ideas but zero bandwidth to make them word-perfect
VIP Packages Are Perfect For:
No more last-minute scrambling: You'll get exactly what you need, exactly when you need it.
Quality over chaos: Even on a tight timeline, I deliver copy that converts––and sounds just like you.
Stress-free process: I'll guide you every step of the way. All you need to do is show up, share your vision, and let me handle the rest.
Why You'll Love a VIP Service:
Take off your coat. Scope things out. Go, "aww!" at my cute dog photos. I'm glad you're here!